Who Are Anhzi Makhachkala?

The world is turned by money. The footballing world is moulded by it. Any club can be plucked from nothing and thrust into the world's spotlight if enough cash is showered over the team. That is what happened to Anhzi Makhachkala.

It's safe to assume that you've heard of the Russian club, or have heard of their antics over the last year, but who exactly are 'the wild division' and how did their story arise?
First a little history. Formed in 1991 (they're younger than Mario Balotelli), the club are based in the Dagestan region of Russian - of which Makhachkala is the capital. Instead of the permafrost image of Cossack hats and vodka; think more of the middle east, as the city is nearer to Baghdad then Moscow. In their 20 years of existence, they have dined at Russia's top table 4 times, and apart from one 4th place finish, have never played better than a Premiership relegation fodder. If they were in English football; they would be Ipswich Town. This brief history is nothing, compared to the intense transformation that has happened since January 2011, when Suleyman Kerimov took over the club.

With £7.8bn as his personal fortune, Kerimov is the 118th richest man in the world. If you're grasping for some perspective, he is only narrowly eclipsed by the more familiar fiscally endowed Premiership owners of Chelsea and Man City:



Kerimov - born in Dagestan, and an accounting and economics graduate from the city's University - is the equivalent of a minister in Russia's 'democratic' government. It may be hard to understand how Kerimov has nearly £8bn, whereas John Prescott - his British equivalent (and I use that in the loosest possible context) - doesn't. Put simply, the Russian government owns half of Gazprom - the world's largest gas producer. With turnover of $117bn a year - that's 1.17 trillion dollars - the Russian government collect $58 billion per year, and not all of that finds its way to the peasants. Kerimov decided to invest in his beloved hometown, and what better way than to pluck the minnows out of obscurity and place them on a plinth to impress the European elite.

Aside from building a new 40,000 seater stadium and investing heavily in infrastructure, he has spent lavishly on players, so much so that the already distorted boundaries of morals and logic have been torn at the seams. Anzhi Makhachkala's starting XI reads so:

Gabulov

     Angbwa         Joao Carlos          Samba         Roberto Carlos

Boussoufa          Carcela-Gonzalez            Jucilei        Zhirkov

     Eto'o            Holenda

Of these names, only the Chelsea cast-off Yuri Zhirkov is the only Russian. Big names including ex-Blackburn star Christopher Samba added to the colossal verterans Roberto Carlos and Samuel Eto'o this year, who became the world's highest earning footballer in the deal with a reported $20million post tax salary, per year. That's close to what Premier League teams can spend in wages on an entire squad. There's no doubting that bigger names will continue to drop in Dagestan with the only competition in terms of financial firepower from emerging Chinese forces. The club's development will explode when the side qualifies for European football, which could be as early as next season. The Russian Premier League is in a transition period as the season start time is being changed from November to August. To accommodate this, this season's championship is being extended into a marathon 18 month campaign, ending in May 2012. After November 2011, the table was split in 2 and the two halves of 8 teams will play each other twice more to determine the winners of European places and relegation. Anhzi scraped into the top half with two games to spare this year, but with the points carrying over for the last shootout campaign, it is unlikely that the out of form team will achieve any top honours.

Next season will be an astonishing spectacle. The club will no doubt sign a host of marquee names and continue to develop under new boss Guus Hiddink's masterful tutelage. With the money behind them, in a less than top league the side will be in the 2014 Champions League and it will be a delight to see how the Manchester's and London's deal with the prospect of a chilly night in Dagestan, considering the environment is not what could be described as, familiar, in the capital.

European Coefficients: Who's Letting Whose Side Down?

Last night marked the worst English performance in European club football since 2003. Following the best part of a decade of Champions League and Europa League (UEFA Cup to the seasoned supporter and I) success, the drying pool of English European talent is becoming abundantly clear.

The current UEFA Country Coefficient reads as such:

#	country	07/08	08/09	09/10	10/11	11/12	ranking	teams
1	England	17.875	15.000	17.928	18.357	14.000	83.160	1/ 8
2	Spain	13.875	13.312	17.928	18.214	16.000	79.329	5/ 7
3	Germany	13.500	12.687	18.083	15.666	13.583	73.519	3/ 6
4	Italy	10.250	11.375	15.428	11.571	11.214	59.838	1/ 7
5	Portugal	7.928	6.785	10.000	18.800	10.833	54.346	2/ 6
6	France	6.928	11.000	15.000	10.750	10.500	54.178	1/ 6
7	Russia	11.250	9.750	6.166	10.916	9.750	47.832	6
8	Netherlands	5.000	6.333	9.416	11.166	13.200	45.115	1/ 5
9	Ukraine	4.875	16.625	5.800	10.083	7.583	44.966	1/ 6
10	Greece	7.500	6.500	7.900	7.600	7.600	37.100	5

http://kassiesa.home.xs4all.nl/bert/uefa/data/method4/crank2012.html

Fulham provided England with an extra team following a fair play league bonus entry this year but from now on, the focus falls on the future of coefficient; and whether England will fall back down the rankings. Spain effectively need their 5 remaining representatives to win both ties of their quarter finals and then two of their teams go on to win the Champions League and the Europa League between them, to overhaul England this year. A repeat of this season's performances - minus Fulham's results as they were a bonus side this year - would leave England's yearly coefficient at 11.875 (plus Chelsea's results in this year's Quarter Finals). With a total of 77.16 and Spain clearly on top, Germany would more than likely surpass the English and England's focus would be on retaining their 7th representative from the sides below.

In terms of calculating England's Coefficient, the teams' performance's impact as so:

	Clubs	qW	qD	qL	W	D	L	Bonus	Pts	Average
		Arsenal	2	0	0	4	2	2	9.000
		Chelsea	0	0	0	4	2	2	10.000
		Man. City	0	0	0	6	1	3	4.000
		Man. United	0	0	0	3	3	4	4.000
		Stoke	4	0	0	3	2	3	0.000
		Tottenham	1	1	0	3	1	2	0.000
		Birmingham	1	1	0	3	1	2	0.000
		Fulham	5	2	1	2	2	2	0.000
1		England	13	4	1	28	14	20	27.000	112.000	14.000

 http://www.uefa.com/memberassociations/association=eng/uefarankings/index.html

Chelsea and Arsenal's European results have been the most impressive this year. The irony is that only one of them is likely to take next year's 4th Champions League place following sub-standard Premier League form this term.

When both Manchester clubs were pre-season favourites to progress in the elite tournament, their failure and subsequent elimination in the sister cup resulted in the significant knock to England's coefficient. Some cite a lack of interest from the best sides in an 'inferior' cup whilst the need to win the Premier League and qualify for next year's Champions League takes priority. This mentality will only damage the future of English football. If our representatives throw their games to maintain their elite status the gulf between the perennial European sides and the aspirational pretenders will only widen and a reduction in the designation of English spots will all but remove hope for the likes of Everton, Newcastle, Stoke and others.

The presence, or lack of, of Manchester United and City in the Europa League is a blight on the Premier League, when the whole midtable would give anything to represent their country on that stage. I'm not suggesting that Sunderland would be able to stop the beautiful play that Bilbao produced in two legs against United, but the stadium would be sold out, the team would play with the passion of a cup final and the country would be well represented. Take Stoke City's play compared to Tottenham's in their Europa League groups. Stoke progressed from a tougher group while Spurs played their reserves and lost, the rewards for next season - Spurs will play Champions League and barring a FA Cup triumph Stoke have nothing.

Is a change in the way England is represented at Continental level needed? Or will forward financial planning and Europa League snobbery shrink our coefficient and segregate the elite from those actually want to be there?

Or are we just not as good as we think we are...

Premiership Relegation 2012

11 games to go in the race for Premier League safety, and it's reasonably fair to say - it's a five horse race. 8 points clear of the dogfight, it's difficult to see three contenders win three more games than Aston Villa, so the contestants fighting to plant themselves on the two remaining elite seats in the musical charade of top flight football are QPR, Wolves, Blackburn, Bolton and Wigan.

The Man On football predictor has analysed all the factors and here are the results, who stays and who goes:

(Combined Remaining Opponents Rank = Sum of the current league positions of remaining opponents)

16th
Bolton:
Home Form: LDWDL
Away Form: LLLLW
Combined Remaining Opponents Rank: 127
Goals Scored: 29
Goals Against: 56

A strangely disappointing season for the Trotters, after years of building an established Premier League team. All the pieces seemed relatively in place for Bolton to continue to progress up the Premier League hierarchy although things are not as expected. Poor defence and a lack of bite in the team have resulted in many defeats and poor performances although the remaining quarter of the season has promise for Owen Coyle. Bolton play all the teams around them and have control over their own destiny. The only top sides they play are Spurs and Newcastle, and Tottenham will visit the Reebok. Injuries to major squad members are residing and this year's shrewd loan signing Ryo Miyaichi doesn't look too far off his predecessors - Jack Wilshere and Daniel Sturridge. On the strength of fixtures alone, Bolton look likely to pick up a pocketful of points and the number of points needed for safety could be an record low this year. A couple of wins look possible and that would bring Bolton within touching distance of safety and consolidation for another year.

17th
Blackburn:
Home Form: DWLWL
Away Form: LLDLW
Combined Remaining Opponents Rank: 122
Goals Scored: 38
Goals Against: 60

Blackburn's season has been tumultuous to say the least. Ever since an indifferent season in 2010 wherein Venky's management of the club was highly criticised, the club have looked a shadow of the side they were, even a few seasons ago. This year has been plagued with controversy, bad luck and poor play - Rovers have been an interesting club to follow to say the least. Steve Kean has been the constant figurehead of criticism for the less than faithful section of the Ewood Park crowd but despite this, he is still regarded as a top coach by fellow professionals. The side ships goals alarmingly - no clean sheet this season and 19 goals conceded in 4 games in February; however, there is some quality in the side - Yakubu, Hoilett, Robinson, Pedersen - and the team have performed well at times and have some memorable wins against the likes of United and Arsenal. It will be close, but Blackburn Rovers should have the quality to keep their heads above the mire of relegation. Just.

18th
Wolves:
Home Form: LLLLL
Away Form: LDWDD
Combined Remaining Opponents Rank: 122
Goals Scored: 30
Goals Against: 51


The story surrounding Wolverhampton's dismissal of Mick McCarthy, and the promotion of Terry Connor sums up the apparent fortunes of the Midlands side. Nobody thought Wolves were an attractive, or saveable team. After a promising start to the season, the team have only won one game since the start of December. They took nearly 33% of their points in the first 3 games. They've taken 10 points from the 5 games against relegation candidates to date and face games with massive implications in March. This said, the side don't show as much talent as others around them and lack big name players to turn matches in their favour. In the reverse fixtures against the remaining ties, Wolves took 15 points, which might be enough to keep them up if repeated. Sadly, McCarthy's departure and the instability it will have created within the ranks could well be too much for the side to claw their way to safety. The game at home against Blackburn on March 10th will be key.

19th
QPR:
Home Form: DLLLW
Away Form: LDLLD
Combined Remaining Opponents Rank: 86
Goals Scored: 28
Goals Against: 46

The run-in says it all for Queens Park Rangers. Man City; Man United; Spurs; Arsenal; Chelsea; Liverpool - QPR play 8 of the top 10 in their last 11 games. On paper, there is an argument to say that they have the strongest first team, manager, defence and attack; but it's a case of leaving it too late for rangers. They have only taken 7 points off their relegation rivals all season, and after this weekend's game against Bolton they cannot expect to take more than a couple of draws from the heavyweights of the league.

20th
Wigan:
Home Form: LDDLL
Away Form: WLLLD
Combined Remaining Opponents Rank: 97
Goals Scored: 23
Goals Against: 52

Simply being in the Premier League is an achievement for Wigan - some may say, an overachievement. 7 consecutive seasons wherein a stable club has been run, has been a credit to owner Dave Whelan, but every year the club has looked more and more likely to drop out of the top flight. Last season, the Lactics left it very late collecting 8 points from their last 4 games, and winning on the final day at Stoke to secure safety. This year looks bleaker, with the next 9 games against the sides currently occupying 2nd to 11th place in the league. Intriguingly, the penultimate and ultimate games are against Blackburn and Wolves - so if Martinez's men can stay in contention until May, their destiny is in their own hands. Unfortunately, the side's lack of goals (they are the only PL side to average under a goal a game) appears to be condemning the side to the root of the table.